so that wasnt chicken after all
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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