Can Purell be used as lube?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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