your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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