She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
What happened to fro yo and sex?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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