It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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