every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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