Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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