oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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