ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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