i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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