Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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