I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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