hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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