i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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