Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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