if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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