your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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