She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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