I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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