my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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