I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
