Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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