You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
