Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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