dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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