Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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