I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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