I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He shit in the fireplace
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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