Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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