All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
