i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
