tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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