I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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