Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
vagina is talking i cant
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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