I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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