I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
so let's talk penis.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
