Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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