my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize