you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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