I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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