The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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