Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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