paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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