doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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