i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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