help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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