At least make sure they are 18
Why
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
tell me about the fingering
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