two words...techno handjob
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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