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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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