He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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