If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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