Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just want to make out with him forever
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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