its not stalking. its research.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Panties = found
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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